I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
Ah that type of Dick. I think my phones trying to make me less of a whore by capitalizing Dick. That way it looks like I'm talking about a dude not penis
jacking off on stolen wireless... gotta enjoy the small things in life
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
Some one left their pants in the elevator.
If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
Like. I probably should fuck him. I owe him for breaking his thumb.
I just want you and your enormous dick to be my fucking rebound so we can move on with our lives
Like theyre better than no shoes. I'm sitting her balls naked playing xbox in nothing but crocs with the fur
I just gate-crahed a party and met a state senator, so I had an interesting afternoon jog.
I just realized that every possible way I walk to campus I walk by the house of someone I slept with
I hurt myself, but I'm pretty sure I saved the carpet.
After you smoke one night. Just whisper in a barely audible voice, "Grey Poupon"
So...a chick sucked my crank...now her dog is licking my feet. I feel like a pharoh on vacation.
I enjoy the company of your penis
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