How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
Do you need to be saved?
No I think I'm God
There is a strange man mowing my lawn. Best day ever.
He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
Dude. I tried to convince her to eat poprocks and give me a blowjob. It did not work out well.
Dude also, my grandma got me condoms for easter and kind of winked. I don't know what to think
So to distract myself from jackies vomiting, im making up a story in my head. It's called the little penis that could
I tried to interpretive dance to Candy Shop to stop the awkwardness.
can we just pause for one second and address the fact that balls were out last night
The salesman at the smoke shop just told me my hair is glorious...
yeah, you could tell they werent used to the strange things that i say. they were all outright shocked when i told one guy i hoped someone kidnapped him and stretched his dickhole over a fire hydrant
You what they say. One dick in the hand is better than two in the bush
all i want in life is a shot and a cock is that too much to ask
Sitting in the car eating a bagel. Watching a guy do tai chi in the parking lot. My morning is fabulous
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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