Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
It was like his mom forgot to breastfeed him and he was making up for lost time.
you went into starbucks asked for a mocha "on the rocks"
I remember why I come home for the holidays. Sam Adams is the cheapest beer in the fridge
the amount of times i have wished for a boxed wine emoticon is almost alarming. almosttt
doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
I did too many shots and now a kitten is trying to eat my bagel.
Did you blow the guy you weren't supposed to hook up with again in the bathroom of pita pit? Cause that happened last night...
I woke wondering who the hell was in my bed. Then i felt boobs and remembered Haha. Thirsty Thursday killed my liver and my homosexuality
I think we need to stage a munchie intervention for Ben. I just watched him use a tortilla as a potholder to dump water out of his ramen.
I wore a bathing suit downtown so I didn't have to put on underwear, I obviously don't have my shit together
You're the air beneath my wings and the lookout when I pee
I wrote myself a note last night telling me to tell you that you're the best person ever, and asking you not to tell me what I did, I think I'm trusting my drunk judgment on that one.
Parade of Dicks...that's what I'm calling 2017
Sitting naked, eating lucky charms with rain boots on
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