R you on birth control?
No, why?
...no reason
Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
He was doing push ups, crunches and jogging in place in front of the restaurant. I'm not too sure I want to eat there if it requires immediate exercise following the meal.
Sometimes i wish my penis was detachable that way i could take it off sometimes so i wouldnt get into these situations
I'm going to fuck my way out of the friend zone if its the last thing I do
Two hours into move in day and the ambulance is here already.
You tried to get the stranger on the sea bus to give you a bite of his chicken sub by repeating over and over "im in a girl band"
Yikes. I usually have a 24-hour waiting period between sex partners. You know, like for a handgun.
I don't want to be with anyone who doesn't accept me for who I am. eating cheeseburgers in bed is my favorite activity.
WHY ARE THERE NO BLACK EMOJIS? I CAN NEVER PROPERLY IDENTIFY MYSELF.
That would be an interesting position... Not entirely certain how that'd work!
Gravity is no match for my libido
Banged a guy with 2 broken arms once. Top that
I love millennial parents. One of the moms at the daycare center literally told me she and her husband named two of her kids after batman characters and one after game of thrones
At some point i am going to say to you "i have this really bad idea! You in? " just go with it.
Randomize
