Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
Dude, she's just using you for your money, and Cavs tickets.
Honestly, what else do I have going for me?
You make a valid point.
My therapist told me it was ok for me to "take risks" now. Cue the hookers and blow.
Sober December ended when I found beer behind my bed...I lost $2000 but spent 6 hours sober. Meet me at the bar?
I found his retainer in my ass crack. It smells like shame.
I faked an orgasm during phone sex last night. This relationship is starting to become real.
Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
Though I don't usually want to turn down ladies who want to liquify my clothing with their eyes, I made an exception.
Can I just say how funny it is that your "respect" tattoo is right above the bruise from me slapping your ass
If a cop comes up to me I'm whipping out my cock, swinging it around and singing the national anthem
Does sweetest day count when you're spending it with your fuck buddy, high and eating Pizza Hut?
the people in front of me have a grocery cart in their car... i missed college...
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
He just took off his shirt. I'll text you later.
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