I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
Porn is love you can see.
I'm waiting for seagulls to eat this throw up
Tell her she's as useless as a condom.
I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
you kept saying 'its nothing a six pack wont fix' as they loaded you into the ambulance.
started to yawn and threw up hamburger helper instead. awesome night.
Idk every story shes told me thats started with "back when i was a lesbian" has been my new favorite story
No, they seem attractive after SIX beers, after three they're just the gender you're looking for.
Dude, you got arrested and then texted 911 to tell them you'd been kidnapped with a screenshot of your current location.
Thou shall not get drunk and hit bitch cup in pong and take shirt off while wearing a see-through lace bra again
He said he's in to distance fucking. I thought he just mean long durations. We fucked on a towel all the way down his tile hallway accross his kitchen and into the living room
So I bought that bathing suit yesterday and got buyers remorse so I returned it today and then stole it. Win win.
I caught myself caressing my own hand while nurturing a glass of bourbon. I think it's time to get back out there.
Please tell me I did not drink enough whiskey to think that having sex with my boyfriend while his best friend was on the floor next to us was a good idea.
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