normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
I know it was you because you're the only person I know who gets drunk and craves soup.
Soup is delicious
Just found a uh poem I wrote on ambien. It says to "cry your seamen filled tears" and "I hope you take a dagger to your vagina" and at the end it says "sincerely, God". What.the.fuck do they put in that pill?
The only image of you you know is from reflections or pictures. Its 2d. But what other people see is 3d. How do you know that's your real face! MIND.BLOWN.
My cab driver has a hooker in the front seat. Really, this is serious. And weird.
I actively tried geting in the guy's pants and ended up in the girl's. I'm bad at this whole straight while drunk thing.
It's a drunk scavenger hunt.
Everything on the list counts for double points if done naked.
Omg just had weirdest best cab advice situation ever. I kissed the cabbies hand as I was leaving like he was the pope and cried
Guess who just made out with Sloth from The Goonies!
You would only karaoke to Spanish songs, but sang with the accent of the french candle stick in beauty and the beast.
You've lost booty call privileges between the hours of 10pm and 8am.
At this point in job hunting, I'm willing to become a leather daddy if it means some sort of income.
I fucked your neighbor. Welcome to the new apartment!
Today, this cop risk his life to save me from a sink hole but all I could do is laugh, I was so stoned
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