I want to touch your soul through your body...with my penis...
Mike i'm at church right now...
the guy in front of me just bought a pound of bacon, a bouquet, and a case of budlight, i want to see THAT makeup sex
ok, I understand that your bathroom door is broken, but at least close the blinds next time you take a shit. The entire parking garage just watched you.
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
She came back in her actual cheerleader uniform. Made a bad bj tolerable.
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
You need to tell him your pregnant or we need to stop playing doubles beer-pong. My liver is begging you.
It's all good, I've hated people for lesser reasons than being my ex boyfriend's favorite pro athlete of all time
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
I was cracking open beer cans, throwing them off the roof, and yelling "FRAG OUT!"
watched my neighbor eat five yodels, mow his lawn, and then cry on his porch after the party... what did you give him?
You were mean to me and you broke my heart and hurt my feelings. You dont get to talk to me about Peter Dinklage
Settled one third of the tab. Am going back for sex. Love you, make friends
I stole $10 from the guy I hooked up with last night.Not sure why but it was definitely more satisfying.
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