i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
jersey shore has given me a vivid depiction of what things will be like for me once i get to hell
I have teeth marks. Like distinct upper and lower jaw.
Yeah me too. My shoulder looks rabid.
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
I need a good reason NOT to eat this entire jar of nutella right now
I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
Also, new rule: You are no longer allowed to send me a text with the word "dildo" in it before 10am.
My relaxing drive may end up as a surprise bootycall in Pittsburgh. Don't try to stop me.
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
When i'm home next we need to get baked and go to waffle house. I want to see if the waitress can still guess my intoxication level and what i'm about to order before i even make it to the table.
LET US USE OUR GENITALS TO CELEBRATE THIS VICTORY
Nope I went the fuck home like an adult
I don't think my professor is going to remember the Halloween party... or the fact that he made out with a priest.
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
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