I like how you formally end text interactions, just turn your phone off or don't respond you pervert
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
he obviously didn't care that i was sleeping and dreaming about ellen degeneres knitting me a christmas sweater.
I had to do a class evaluation today & the girl beside me didn't fill in any bubbles she just wrote in huge letters RETIRE across the whole sheet
Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
I've never been to a "going away to jail" cookout. do we bring a present?
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
Wow, I just woke up in this conference with the woman beside me staring at me. This is what happens when hungover people sit in warm rooms...
not sure when or how we ended up at this wedding party but you need to be here they are handing out screwdrivers and Yamakas to everyone and it's a got damn open bar you need to be here now
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
If she didn't block me, she would have known that I sneezed on her toothbrush.
Why were u walkin around mc with a toilet bowl lid handcuffed to u and carrying a stuffed Teddy bear last night?
I'm drunk and he's still weird.
Naw dude theres seriously a lobster in my sock drawer. Why?
I don't actually like you. I just want to hook up with you.
I'm fine with that
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