is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
He said he's gonna start calling me "Benny" because we're "friends with bennyfits"
Best thing law school has taught me: how to use logic to turn a girls "no I will not have sex with you" into "well I might as well get laid"
That would warm my breasts.
In this context breast is a metaphor for soul.
The only thing you accomplished yesterday was dry humping me on the floor of my work place WHILE I was working.
The universe is cradling this hangover like a gay couple cradles their newly adopted chinese baby.
My roommate just walked in with a case of beer locked himself in his room and told us he was going to masturbate his feelings away...
Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
Just assume that every drink in that house has alcohol in it.
He made the moves first, we made out...then we folded his laundry.
Found a trail of Taco Bell hot sauce packets through the garage to our back door and cheese in my bra. I'll say it was a successful Sunday Funday.
THE COP WHO TOOK MY MUGSHOT LAST NIGHT JUST ADDED ME ON FACEBOOK
Oh honey. I will not JUST be drunk. I will be spring break drunk. Spectacularly hammered. It will be glorious for all watching and embarrassing for anyone that has to drag me to bed.
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