I just sold weed to a guy holding a baby...does this make me a bad person?
but really, i care about skinny girls as much as michael vick cares about rotweilers
A few things for you to consider: 1. Drunk enough that I'm looking up the dictionary definition of Wish. 2. Dictionary.com has new features. 3. Windows is offering me 500 business cards for 5 bucks. 4. I've always wanted a card that says I'm a ninja
i can barely afford taco bell don't think a baby is in the budget
For future reference, even the most well-intentioned game of whiskey pong is a terrible idea.
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
I am literally sitting on the toilet in utter disbelieve that last night even happened. My god that was only Monday.
Maybe the downfall to liking really smart guys is that they're to smart to think about sex all the time.
But he's not just anonymous male genitalia anymore. I've met him, I've seen his face.
Teenager with grandparents staying in their room: is to blue balls, as parent waiting for teen to come home safe: is to sleep. You will live- love mom
OMG THE KID WHO TRIED TO MAKE OUT AT THE BAR WITH ME IS SITTIG NEXT TO ME IN THE AIRPORT. WHY LIFE WHY???
he's a firefighter. like being a firefighter screams MY DICK IS HUGE SO I'M NOT AFRAID TO DIE IN THIS FIRE.
I'm just opting for alcohol abuse, ramen and cuddling with my dog for now.
I moved to this city Tuesday and got laid Saturday. Still got it.
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