yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
His internet searches, listed chronologically: sex slave, volunteer sex slave, lava
I hit her tiny dog with a horseshoe an hour ago. Her and her mom cried as it laid on the ground shaking. Im drunk.
i'm sitting in the second floor bathroom drinking coronas in the shower. do not find me.
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
So how much of last night are we going to pretend never happened? Enough to stay friends?
I heard an explosion in the backyard. You told me you were playing "will it burn".
The lady sitting right behind me on the bus has baby birds in her purse. Shes feeding them bugs from a cup with a pair of tweezers... I love san francisco!
You had your shirt off checking IDs at the door and you don't even work there
i’m not very adjusted to having free time. for example, I forgot how much fun it is to masturbate.
Dinner was cheetos vodka and whiskey. This is what happens when even your booty call breaks up with you.
I threw up vodka and borscht. I'm done with life...I threw this up in a McDonald's bathroom btw.
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
I have a cheeseburger in my purse and im going to fill her prescription for narcotics. Who thought i was responsible enough to sign her discharge papers?
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