i feel like an archaelogyst. im pulling apart last weeks brownies to find the weed in them
He measures volume by how much weed he can put in it and surface area by how many people can have sex in it.
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
He just dragged himself across the floor on his back claiming to be "the swiffer" help
its not you its me. and by that i mean i am more interested in having random one night stands with random hot girls then having the same normal sex with u.
I took my exam the next day still drunk and failed, but I kno for a fact that I filled in the bubbles for my name perfectly
when he pulled his cock out I told him he'd brought a knife to a sword fight
Well I have rug burns in both armpits, somehow. So yes you should have been here
Less than a month to go... I do not understand how I was able to put up with a roommate who wears bright green Crocs for a year.
His roommates came in the room and were throwing snowballs at us while we were hooking up.
Dude chill patience is a virtue.
WHY DOES PATIENCE HAVE TO BE A VIRTUE, WHY CAN'T HURRY THE FUCK UP BE A VIRTUE?
You look wasted in ALL of the pictures I just saw you in.
That can't be good for your liver!
Thanks for caring mom.
if anyone breaks out the olive oil & slip n slide, text me 911.
when I found u, u were using a t-shirt for pants
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