ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
Just saw an ad for "Liver-aid" how has this not become a life changing drug for millions?
it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
I know she was blacked out, but she looked directly at the toilet and said "we meet again"
you have no idea the dirty thing i want to do to your blad spot. please wear my vagina as a hat.
we are all four or five tequila-induced decisions away from shitting in a bucket, come get me please.
You went into the shower with my roommate and cursed him out asking why he was there
I'm at a loss. By loss I mean singing songs from Wicked and pretending I'm at the Oscars
I still can't believe that dog licked my nipple.
going on fb and having 11 notifications all from you is absolutely horrifying
I think drunk me is trying to kill me.
Woke up in the hospital naked with my id's taped to my chest. Also apparently puked on two guys, two girls and an escalade (at the same time). Good night.
Ahhh, the bane of our relationship.... His mediocre penis
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