i'm at a stripclub and this bitch just lit her nipples on fire!
i was just lookin through my fb pics and i think im with a cat in like 40% of them..: how sad is my life
It was literally the size of a half eaten tic tac.
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
let's get a trip to cabo together for next spring... they have to have forgotten about me by now
You played "let it burn" by usher 28 times, knocked over the 36 gallon fish tank, and passed out in the kitchen. Yeah...That drunk.
I just want a whole pitcher of margarita and a headdress from party city and sit around and look like a fucking indian princess.
I met his dad. Turns out he was a one nighter from the nurses conference in Vegas. Not sure how to handle this one.
Clearly, you already have. Both of them.
Nothing says summer like lemonaid, but nothing says fuck yeah summer like lemonaid and vodkavodka
All I can think of is a mama duck followed by her baby ducks, in brightly colored track shoes.
How high are you?
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
I basically gave Miranda rights to the guy I hooked up with, jus so we were all clear what was happening
Well, I dont really know how much penis you have at your disposal so I cant be sure
I'm a mess. I mean I almost got off but I'm a fucking rubics cube down there so il givenhim the point
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
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