I wanna get FUCKED up and fail the piss test at my eval so they send me to detox and give me suboxone... Is that bad?
i just threw up in the porta potty. i am in no condition to be guarding anyone's life rite now.
I'll just get wasted and start throwing myself at men. Someone's bound to take the bait
Thanks for not stopping me when I decided to call my mom at 2 in the morning to ask her where I was born
I really can't get over how proud I am of all us getting laid at the same time in the same apartment
deryk tried to steal your screen door and i think sam and brent are duct taping lauren to the diving board.
Sometimes I wonder if my parents know that I mean horny when I say lonely.
That's the only definition of lonely that I know.
Was just walking through the park by the river. Saw some random in a tree, we climbed up, blazed with him and bought a bag. In the tree. Real shit.
I'll be in my room with a breakfast burrito at 2:30. It's up to you...
Got head at the top of a water slide over-looking the valley while wearing a sombrero and drinking a corona. Epic.
I need an inhaler full of pot for all of this breathless rage.
We literally solved our fight using cat pictures on Instagram. True love.
I woke up on the floor with 2 cartons of cigarettes, a box of chocolate bars, and a business card for a man named Larry. Don't remember him, but if the Rols on his card is his, I might throw him a mouth party...
Well. I think my red tank top is jinxed. this is now the second time it's gotten jizz on it.
if they didn't want us to do blow at uni, why would they make textbooks so smooth?
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