You know, I really only think drinking is a problem if you're not good at it.
i ordered 12 mcnuggets at mcdonalds and ended up getting 20. for free. miracles really do happen when your high.
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
Yes, that was me on the jumbo tron. No, i don't know why i was hiding.
I Know I'm the drunk girl in the trunk right now, BUT PLEASE LISTEN TO ME!
And I was chasing apple pie moonshine (provided by cops) with bud light limeys. In a golf cart, wearing a tiara.
I can't believe I had to sit there pretending to play Halo with a condom on for 20 Minutes because your brother barged in to tell a story.
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
You better be making out with him cause we're sitting here with this awkward british girl watching videos of goats singing maroon five
Ahh, 151. Think of it this way: it took one shot to get you buzzed, I took eight. I may or may not have broken a tv with my skull that night and met someone's parents naked and hungover the next morning.
I just pawned the ring from my ex boyfriend to replace the ring I lost from my current boyfriend. #thanks
Everyday this week I have woken up to a different dick pic. It's like a dick pic a day calendar!
My friend Julia's mom just called her to say she got a puzzle in the mail made of cheese and when she put it together it spelled FUCK YOU and she doesn't know who it's from.
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
Just deepthroated a hot dog. Thinking of you
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