I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.
I feel dirty and I went home alone. Bars should be like airlines and make fat girls pay double for everything.
I think the recipie for awesome sauce is butter and semen
Apparently throwing up on your own cape is still a party foul
I actually had to roll up my long sleeves to masturbate. I hate the winter
I have no recollection of sleep choking you
Got robbed by knifepoint. Then got sympathy Bj. I might have to walk down Austin ave drunk every weekend
Well I consider my vagina a dear friend. She treats me good I treat her good. We work together. Glad we could be of service.
We have a bucket list tonight. Not done yet. Gotta climb a building
I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
You just referred to a pillow with a stolen bra strapped to it as "she". Let that sink in for a minute.
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
Senior week was like trying to herd cats. Very drunk cats.
You think you can just send me a picture of your dick and everything will be ok?
Yep.
Randomize
