Um....I woke up to a lipgloss covered bottle of Jack daniels in my arms..
You've kissed worse.
So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
You bit the bartender when he refused to poor rum in your purse and hand you a straw.
Leave it to us to have a family reunion in a bar bathroom
Let's just say that watching the sunrise in a space helmet is really the only way to do it.
An outback commercial just played and I remembered that guy from Australia Imade out with at the Derby. Great Bachelorette Party, btw.
I think we need to teach you what straight means again
Just saw some dude tumble down the stairs of the bar while leaving...fist pump...and then sprint down the road
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
You tried crawling through the apartment window instead of going through the wide open door next to it
I think it's getting serious, we started a jigsaw puzzle together.
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
But I don't see you as the jesus riding a dinosaur with a machine gun type of guy
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