pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
fuck he's narrating my life in a british voice make him stop im way too fucking high for this
are you aware you chucked your pizza at a girl's face after the bar last night?
It's like my ice maker knows when I wanna get drunk
It was like the titanic mixed with those sad puppy commercials mixed with jello shots
Liquid roulette time! Black Mystery Cups are filled with either ipecac, whiskey, or NyQuil. Let's have fun
I did the mature thing and subtweeted that bitch. She follows me so she'll see.
Old woman told me I looked like her son and then she started explaining to me how she wanted me to fuck her
I wish you were awake and high the same times I was awake and high. And also in the same state. So we can fuck passionately.
I'm still high with raccoon eyeliner eyes and chocolate all over my face and chest, clutching a mug of wine. Happy graduation.
I just came so hard my hamstring felt like it was going to tear. I am also now a screamer
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
I have a magical vagina and I can't deny it anymore
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