ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
omg... punch me in the throat... I am about to lose my mind with my parents.. I'm not saying I agree with the menendez brothers.. but I understand
remember that time that crown gas station wouldn't sell us a lighter so we had to use matches and birthday candles to smoke with a toilet paper roll? sometimes i miss high school
thank god random hookups don't end with college. happy birthday, america.
My vag wants to play a game of hungry hungry hippos with your cock.
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
She handed me her tooth and asked me to hold it so she could swim.
I don't know if I want to cry scream puke or go somewhere and drink more. This is such a weird emotion.
I can feel the judgmental stares of Christians from around the world right now.
Selling our snow shovel to buy more beer. Not your brightest idea.
I need to stop waking up with no pants on.
what happened this time
I dont know everyone was gone and there was a bird in the room
its times like this i wish i didnt have a penis
Alcohol. Making me feel good about myself since 2008
Dude why is my bed and bedding wrapped in bubble wrap?
Cuz u wanted to insure u had a safe sleep
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