The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
He's very warm and cuddly, that's my favorite thing about him. Besides his Porche. And his hot brother.
Do you remember unrolling paper towels as a blanket?
having someone tell me to "prepare my vagina" is not really something I want to hear..
WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
Well just watched a guy puke in a trash can then proceed to pick pizza outta said trash can and eat it
Hold on. At Sephora trying to decide what despair smells like.
I'm gonna call it the Reunion Tour. Hooked up with two different ex girlfriends in one day...
Just woke up from a dream where I had lesbian sex with myself (a clone of me)... Take that, Freud!
There is no sno cone on earth better than alone naked time. Side note: text when you all are headed home.
She's like a solid nine. Well maybe not a tomorrow morning nine, but she's a nine right now and trying to take me home.
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
wtf I can't believe that bar tender told on me to my mom
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
I love when my neighbors have passionate, loud sex to remind me that I'm not getting laid
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