I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
looks like were buying each other an abortion for our one year present...
no seriously. she's even got the premier of the real L word on her calendar at work. that lesbian.
just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
your friend did not want a bj. we need to leave. this is very awkward.
I just couldn't load the family groceries on to the same seat where I had sex 12 hours ago.
Want to come over and rub aloe on my tits?
My goal for the night is to see your housemate's one lonely teste.
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
Thought I was doing makeup today for a photo shoot for a short film. WRONG. Try I'm on the set for a Fucking Sci-Fi PORN.
I feel like Jeremy snapchattong while we're fucking is a perfect example of our generation..
Thank you for letting me get drunk enough to forget he was there tonight, but not drunk enough to make a complete fool of myself.
you made cordon bleu at 4am and declared you were Marshall Stewart
If I could figure out how to do him with his wranglers on you would never see me again.
Did you make it home alright?
No I'm sitting under a tree by a cricket. He's alone crying out for someone to Fuck him. This guy gets me.
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