Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
guess who just got paired up at the beer pong table with the fat girl who's nipples are hanging out...
i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
Walked home this morning with my contacts in a shot glass.
First class.
I almost got runover on the sidewalk by a car but wen it got closer it was a crackhead walking with the whole front of a car... bumper, lights and all... I love New York.
I probably wouldn't hook up with him if I had to deal with more than his penis. i think cumulatively we are up to a minute of actual conversation this week.
Well on the bright side, I only need a sophomore to complete the fuck-a-guy-from-every-year-challenge.
I realize now that I left my pants on that table in the downstairs bathroom at you house on Tuesday....
We started telling people we were married, and then we hooked up on a park bench
Just had the best random sex ever with a girl I picked up from a pro choice rally uptown. God bless the Democratic National Convention.
I'm almost too hungover to function. Got into the wrong car by mistake. there was a rotweiler in it. Thank god he was more confused than i was for a minute.
Holy shit I've found my last one night stand in my Gran's knitting club
The night is not complete until I am drnk and speaking to inanimate objects
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
I got St Patrick's Day drunk on Friday and apparently ordered a Total Gym in the middle of the night
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