i'm not going because i feel like it's just gunna be a "this is your life" who i banged this years addition
Worst hangover of my career vs the return of the blue balls. Will keep updated
She didn't talk for 45 minutes. We finally convinced her to open her mouth. There was a flower in there.
She's currently celebrating her completion of "Sober October" with "Margarita Shit-Show November."
WHO INVENTED HANGOVERS WHERE ARE MY CLOTHES
Lab coat again saves the day - hiding embarrassing shart evidence...
Just fucked a MILF from Alaska. I love traveling.
Hooking up with him was lovely.. but waking up in his bed the next morning and finding double stuffed oreos... I mean.... I won
I thanked him for the booty call offer but told him I'd rather just do it myself
debating what would be more effort, turning on to my other side or trying to get myself off with my left hand. that kind of lazy day.
I'm serious-it was like trying to deep-throat a minivan.
Where you at? Come home and endure this shit show called "The Second Presidential Debate".
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
So apparently I’m into choking now
If he’s halfway attractive, employed and cool with me having boytoys, I’ll marry him
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