Haha no. But I cannot hook up with you anymore. Especially when you group text people.
I lost my shoes and bra and was beyond mapquesting
He made me pinky-promise that he gave me an orgasm.
For some reason fuck navy didn't go over quite as well as say fuck michigan;
Outside the community dumpsters: beer bottles and a carton of orange juice. Looks like we were here.
I didn't know people actually cried after sex.
Abby. I can text perfectly. I pledge allegiance to the flag of the united states of america. and to the republic, for which we stand, one nation under god indivisible and with liberty and justice for all god bless america
You told him that your vagina was the "King Crab" of all vagina's.
you know u lost to a carboard cut out of sammy sosa in beer pong last night.
Bad behavior is like a petri dish that grows organically In my heart
It was more like a tour de entire bottle of wine in 14 minutes
He's sweet and rough. A wonderful contradiction. He's the starburst of sex.
I just ironed my gstring.. this is please fuck my brains out on a whole new level.
You also once spent an entire hour explaining the origin of the strip steak to me.
Currently playing charity bingo with coworkers so if u were ever gonna send a dick pic now is the time
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