i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
Totally saw a hot amputee. I think this is called character growth.
I'm going to let the use of the word "hella" slide considering I have sperm older than you.
So i was told that i peed in the sink, had sex with a pillow and banged on a washer while singing idian chants
promise me that when we are 32, we will look nothing like Kim Zolciak. Promise me right this instant.
These margaritas aren't just going to regret themselves.
I gave him 3 xanax and recorded the ball drop. He's gonna think tonight is New Years.
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
Always wear a seatbelt when giving road head. I think I'm just going to tell people I don't remember how I got the fat lip.
If you've never yelled, "fuck you ray Lewis" in front of your 87 year old grandfather you haven't lived
I consider myself to be an upstream bisexual
You're the salmon of the gays...
Tell her this is the Disneyland of penises.It's a magical place everyone should visit once in their life.
I'm a lady who knows what she wants in life, and that's uncommitted dick.
There's wine in the fridge here. You could leave school and we could get day drunk.
That's my favorite drunk.
maybe you should have closed the porn before you gave the professor your computer to hook up to the projector?
Randomize
