Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
Life lesson: when driving and throwing up, choose a paper bag over plastic. Fuck my life.
sometimes when i'm walking through campus i wonder how many of these people have seen me puke
This can't be good. I've realized that I weigh less in the morning after I have had a blackout drunk night than when I work out and eat healthy.
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
It was honestly the most delicious alcohol I've ever drank, plus the added risk of going blind from methanol poisoning really enhanced the experience.
She just licked her nipple in public to get a free bar tab.
Just proved I could salsa dance in a bar where no one was dancing
Sidenote...no idea how to salsa
God she is annoying. I am only keeping her around on fb because I want to see if her baby comes out looking like an alien or not.
Maybe it's because I walked straight up to that shelf of vodka with a look of determination that said "I mean business".
I usually have to have a cart! If that doesn't say "I mean business" then I don't know what does
He's still short.... And probably a douchebag. But if we ever run into him downtown I fully encourage you to take him home and have "I hate you douchebag" sex and lick every inch of that disgustingly toned chest.
Just used the "Buddy" Poppy flower I got from a veteran to clean my one hitter. "I'm proud to be an American"
I keep having dreams where I tie him up and eat cookies off of him while riding him. Wtf brain.
I got a free corona t-shirt and all I had to do was drink a beer. This needs to be a more widely accepted form of currency.
Do not let Mike show you his naughty Santa Claus outfit. It's a super long beard and crotchless pants.
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