i just saw a midget buying condoms and graham crackers. i wonder which was the impluse buy.
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
She had a group on her phone called "great fucks". I was in it. It's almost like making the forbes list
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
I just got kidnapped by the rugby team for a scavenger hunt. I'm "the girl you had sex with last night"
Come help me clean. I know we won't be getting our security deposit back...but I would like to move out with our dignity.
The guy who took my order at mcdonalds asked for my number. I think we should start fucking fast food employees, they're easy and think we're goddesses.
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
ur not supposed to find someone to make out with when ur bf takes u to his SISTERS house to hang out with her and her husband
Getting a vibrator would be like waving the white flag of surrender in this war against my vagina and its hormone army.
My usual answer of have sex with it doesn't work in this situation
You know you have done too many drugs when you gum the sugar off your margarita without even thinking twice
What's more sad than going to Target to buy Plan B and the new Sam Smith album?
It's best not to have your booty call on social media. So if they post stupid shit, you still want to fuck them.
ever feel bored AND lazy?
I call it "awake" but yeah...
Randomize
