I've decided to film a documentary centered around how he manages to keep that beast caged in such tight pants
It felt like his penis had an endoskeleton.
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
That's cool, I just have to let the dogs out AND SO HELP ME GOD IF YOU TEXT ME BAHA MEN LYRICS WE ARE NOT FRIENDS.
Thanks for the drunken voicemail of bird calls. Love and miss you, too.
Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
i think ive reached a prime reproductive point in my life or somethin- i see gingers and all i want to do is have their babies. like my body knows that i have a to carry on a legacy
Did I leave the house with out a shirt or socks?
Yea, you said you didn't need them cause she was going to take them off anyways and that it would "save time".
She said she didn't know what fireball was. We are no longer friends.
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
Gave her a puke bucket just in case. She filled the bottom of it with tears. Super sad. Although I am super proud she didn't puke. That was a lot of Fireball.
She was talking about how a garden gnome was hitting on her the whole night. We thought she was just that high, but turned out the gnome was that guy in the weird hat.
God. Spice Girls is now grocery store demographic. Kill me.
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