Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
I knew my chances of getting laid had increased after she walked into my room and yelled "DICK TIME"
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
I think I left my camera at your house. It would be in both of our best interests if you don't go through the pics.
She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
Just took an adderall with a shot of tequila while doing my makeup in the parking lot at work before I go in. I'm also late. They're so lucky to have me.
Every time you blow me I should make a paper crane and we'll make them into a chain and hang them from the ceiling. And then whenever we have people over and they ask what the cranes are for I'll say "reminders" and wink at you.
He showed up in booty shorts and no shirt and said dont laugh dont ask questions and give me a fucking final and no one in class said anything we just sat there speehless
I kept resisting the urge to yell "2 for 2!" so they could hear me on the other side of the wall.
Just got to her place. Her parents are here and are high as a kite.
Her father just game me a high 5 as they left the room. Her mom leaned in and said "this is a rebound thing"
You're telling me he never had to ask for a blow job and he STILL broke up with you? I call bullshit on that one.
Leave it to me to sleep w a guy who gets poison ivy on his dick
Well.. If you trust a test that only costs a dollar, I'm not pregnant
you'll kiss me after i give you a blowjob but you wont kiss me after I eat apple sauce? am I the only one who sees something wrong with this?
You’re not his type
I’ve got blonde hair and great tits. I’m every man’s type
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