Holy wow, I found all the old poems u wrote me back when we were in looooooooove...just sort of wild to look back on, thought u'd like that
i may have used way too many innuedos last night. i scared him off. but really... how could i pass up "stimulus package" and "flacid economy." don't answer that.
So the bouncer told me I could leave the easy way or the hard way. I told him I was going to make him earn his 10 bucks that hour.
Apparently you chose the latter.
Helping a hot freshman girl move in = 2 hours of my life One bottle of cheap vodkas = $10 Watching her do the walk a shame on her first morning away from home = Priceless
I dinstinctly remember making out to "I believe I can fly" and waving my arms like a bird to the beat.
he refused to get me toilet paper before we started drinking so I keep wiping with his towel.
Dude you made a rodeo shot in beer pong won the game then got in the hot tub poured beer all over the side and screamed "hot tub time machine!"...
This hangover makes more sense now
Drunk me forgot I'm not an 18yr old raver anymore. Adult me is now in pain.
Last night he asked the cab driver "if you were in the middle of getting tattooed and the tattoo artist suddenly got a boner would you leave or would you get that boner??"
Guess who has got hockey tickets for tonight? Only cost me road head going to and coming from the game
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
Some dude just said my hair smells like his pillows
your were asleep with people making out on top of you. you didn't even look bothered by it.
Remember that time I came to London for 4 hours, got hammered, cried for an hour and then left.
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