how can you tell if its a queef or a fart from that close?
She said if it slipped out one more time she was going to duct tape it in her vagina
I forgot how hot balto sounded
He nailed 50 frozen hamburgers to the ceiling last night. Now there are flies every where.
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
walk of shame to my ortho appointment. kids are staring. this little girl just asked her mom if she can havr glitter in her hair too.
They need 20 oz Capri suns with liquor. Douches need to grow up with their clients
He's rescued me passed out naked on the playground next door and I've rescued him passed out naked in the middle of campus. That's why we're a great couple.
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
WHO DOES THAT ON A TUESDAY? This is not a Drake joke, the girl doesn't turn up OR down. She doesn't do anything.
we should start a freak-out-the-cashier-contest. I just bought JerseyShore Season2, red high heels, and nipple soothing pads
We probably shouldn't have humped each other in a stairwell for an hour. that was probably my bad
Can't talk, ducks in the car
Why in the hell is there a guy dressed up as a horse passed out in our kitchen.
happy birthday!
My sister gave me satin sheets. We can fuck on satin sheets.
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