id be glad to
This bar is like a mediocre whore house....but free
If you die in college, do you die in real life?
Shaving your vagina at 8 months pregnant is not an easy chore.
she has a fucking refrigerator full of four loko and is charging 15 dollars a can.... she is like a mini donald trump
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
I may have farted on a group of children. It may not have been an accident.
He taped a champagne bottle to both his hands and called himself edward champagne hands. At one point he poured some on his lap and said " Just needed to make sure my dick got some too"
Why are you taking pics in the bathroom with the plunger? I mean you still look hot and I'm totally going to wack off to it.
The struggles of a small town man whore
I'm going to give you the best blowjob of your life. And yes you can use my mom's printer.
You were supposed to catch herpes, not feelings!!!
Yeah, but i got vodka and bacon out of it, so it's fine.
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
You just kept telling everyone to call you MFT.. Mother Fucking Tornado.
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