She'll never know what hit her
I dunno. Girls tend to recognize ball-to-chin contact.
There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
I'll tell you what, we couldn't have asked for better binge-drinking weather.
Pregnancy confirmed. Complete emotional instability achieved. I just cried through 95% of Avatar.
i just remebered that we smoked out my hamster yesterday...
i hope hes still alive. i just remember you give him a shit load of cereal and saying "trust me your going to need it"
the general consensus of people in the room is that i should have another bottle of wine.
"people in the room" being me.
All i remember was you crying naked on the bathroom floor because you were cold. I got you a blanket and you kept kicking it off and crying because you were still cold.
I'm tired and starving, and I'm pretty sure I just cost the company 33,000 dollars...fuck you and you're "you'll love going to work high" nonsense.
Just sayin. I pissed on his couch, and ruined his stove. If he's not mad, we're partying there every weekend...
party devolved into two exes battling with Cal's tiki torches, and the lawn being set on fire kinda sorta and then we all hula'ed... hulaed?
He interrupted me giving him head to ask if I were hungry, because he wanted to eat pizza. Wtf.
Hey guys.. So I accidentally broke the front door last night
The guy at the liqiour store just said "Wow haven't seen you in awhile, is everything okay?"
It's less than a hour into 2020 and I already want to punch some people in the face
Crop dusting thru forever 21
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