i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
I just past a guy who was biking and double fisting wit glass beer bottles. That is what i call talent
Ummm I just broke my no puke streak at church
So I vaguely remember making out with you this morning, I think you were on a date?
She apparently grabbed another girl and pulled her into the shower fully clothed. When the girl was like "you need to stop" she curled up into a ball and refused to leave.
Whoa, you know how to pick em.
Saturday evening, however, will be my vodka and bubble wrap extravaganza.
According to the red cross, I'm not suppose to do anything strenuous for the next 24 hours. That means you're on top.
You should kill a bro for me and drag his carcass home so I can study him.
Something about being drunk at 1pm chasing seagulls on the beach while it's raining is very calming
Judging by your snapchat you're totally working on your project and definitely not singing, "The Sign" while shirtless with another man.
I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
Idk. The bad part of me thinks it's a good idea. The bad part is also the stupid part.
The last time I went out with these guys I won an iced tea maker from a drag queen.
I feel like the physical embodiment of the pot leaf eyes smiley face
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