Worst sexual experience IN MY LIFE. And now i know why it makes jesus cry.
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
you freaked out because you thought your face lotion was cum in a bottle
i just rememebered i spent like 5 minutes on the ground warming some chicks toes.
I haven't had nearly enough lesbian experiences to fully commit to this relationship.
Yeah... I was considering changing that part but the boxed wine is non-negotiable.
He is sitting on the foor in the soup aisle saying "to each their own soup"
it's just weird to think of you as a teacher since ive seen you throw up raspberry bacardi in my parents house
that's the second time I've made out with him and woken up with my pants stuffed with PBRs I am convinced he's magic
The cop said he like my hair today. Please explain all other interactions with law enforcement, k thanks
The tit pic search didn't go as planned, some old guy sent me a pic of his balls and said stop texting his daughter. Better luck tomorrow
YOU CAN'T JUST ADD EVERYONE WHO ENTERS MY VAGINA ON FACEBOOK WTF
i swear i was one second from getting his number and then the shrooms kicked in
I mean, it's good for a lot of things. Just not the inside of your vagina
Well neither is bbq sauce but I dont judge kinks
I almost suffocated in that mask but she kept calling me Jeremy so I kept it on.
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