I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
im seconds away from chugging that vodka and preforming the surgery on myself.
I went to the haunted house just to see her - Hello new fetish!
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
A total of 95 cents was stuck to my ass the next morning.
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
So scratching an ex marines beard, telling him "nice hairy pussy." then when he opens his mouth to respond, I started fingering his mouth. Needless to say was a horrible idea
Halfway through she said I was exactly like she imagined. So many things have been stroked this night.
The smell of mosquito spray completely ruined the sex.
I was laying out of the open window, talking with him on the phone, while we were both puking at the same time.. Guys at the party called it "true love"..
I would go a lot of places to get laid. But I would NOT go to Staten Island.
I fell into a manhole last night, so there's that
That's the second time the same cop pulled me over well a different girl was giving me road head
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
Randomize
