Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
This cougar at my work just said "big breasts" referring to poultry... Still resulted in a boner.
I've officially put my junk in foods from 5 of the 6 layers of the nutrition pyramid
Just downloaded the entire Justin Bieber album sober.. I think you know how I'm doing.
he's mad because you were 'slandering his penis'.
My mom said I should get that 'not fucking anybody' problem fixed.
No. I didn't know. I thought mid afternoon shots meant the day could only get better.
God damn him and his understanding ways and little hip muscle things.
I'm still not sure if it was intentional, but the chiropractor definitely cradled his balls on my shoulder. He even seemed to adjust the sack for comfort. I think I should be flattered. He is a doctor, after all..
I think anything that happens between 12 and 2 am is just sketchy enough to be a good idea.
This was the first time I've ever pushed myself until I vomited. Sorry, random couple laying on a dock at 8:30am. I would have picked a better spot so you didn't have to watch/listen to me vomit, but you guys were being MAD quiet. I had no idea you were there.
There's a lady lying down on the sidewalk in front of our building smoking a cig
NOTHING IN THE WORLD IS GOOD SOFT
NOT ICECREAM NOT DICKS
NOTHING
You still owe me a blowjob for knowing more about hurricanes than you.
i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck
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