i make out with random ppl when i drink he shouldnt feel special
Did you just see the Batmobile???
You can't be mad at me for wanting to drink though, it is the reason we're engaged
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
It's like eating cereal and milk but instead of cereal it's gummy bears and instead of milk it's vodka.
He tried to spell out "PROM?" in his cum on my stomach during sex. It was terrible
well did you say yes?
June 16th my calendar just says boobietassels....I can only assume that has to do with you
Sometimes things go your way and sometimes you get hit on by a fat drunk girl.
Just used my front-facing camera to check my pupils. Technology!
Well I'm in the bathtub smoking a bowl and eating doritos and frosting so I might not be the one to advise you on this shit but I'll try.
The only thing I remember last night was feeding my dog 4 McDoubles.
all i've had to eat today is leftover bday cake and a shot of tequila.
welcome to college.
I told him to come over when I realized that I did have time for a quick booty call before church.
I just remembered that I insisted everyone watch porn together last night.
The day will come again young grasshopper. For now you must complete your training of patience and tongue biting
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