He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
She brought up feelings... her days are numbered
please tell me you didn't have sex with him in the bathroom...
Does an alley count?
I waited so long to accept his friend request that he canceled it. So I added him and when he accepted I deleted him. I wonder how long this will be funny to me
got into a fight with a bouncer over who's moustache is better again last night...
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
If my sophomore year were to be made into a novel, it would be titled "dances with salvia"
He painted a swimsuit on me. Naked day at the lake was a success.
Hey you're my best friend, I'm sorry I picked my vagina over my heart last night.
No, I found out he was gay when I walked in on him blowing the guy from the dorm room next to ours.
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
YOUR STATE IS STUPID
Did you miss a turn again?
WHAT FUCKING IDIOT DECIDED TO DESIGN AN ENTIRE FUCKING STATE WHERE YOU CAN'T MAKE A FUCKING LEFT TURN?!? FUCK NEW JERSEY
My favorite bra is missing and I smell like beer and bad decisions. This is definitely a sign that hoe mode is activated.
He just told me I was beautiful, whilst I peed into a cup. If this isn't love I don't know what is.
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