your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
Me and a lesbian played "may the best man win" over a bi chick tonight... I lost, still fun though
I just saw a guy getting escorted with handcuffs on, I'm too drunk to be at the airport right now.
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
I love you, but you should know I'll always ditch you for weed.
I'm pretty sure the guy she brought home is a polish porn star..
It's official drugs can't kill me
he just asked me for a tag team. like at least let me get changed out of your roommates clothes from last night first...
Let's paint friendship bongs
no one was sober enough to set up jenga so we just threw the pieces at the last person to drink
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
I just found a contact in my phone named "Sam 'it Won't Fit' Wilson". No clue when or where it came from....
Well, I hope you're having fun. I'm just gonna lay here and wait for death - shouldn't be long now.
I am at a cat party and I just witnessed people lapping vodka out of a bowl for a contest. Lol
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