The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
I'm so turned on right now it's fucking stupid. I hate burger king commercials
After you took the handle off the bathroom door I had to coach the Scottish guy sitting on the toilet, throwing up in his own lap, how to put his pants back on. Yes, I think he won the drinking game.
Plotting your own moral demise should not be this fun
you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
My roommate didn't flush after her miscarriage. Time to drink myself blind. I need you for moral support. Or so I don't have to drunkenly cry alone anymore. Whatever, help.
I'm skyping with my parents and reading Cosmo articles on giving great head. I'm on a roller coaster that only goes up, baby.
Is "you left your socks here, please come get them" a good way of saying "come fuck me?"
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
The 4th is next week. If we don't get to a new level of high, we will be letting down George Washington.
I can't tell if you're talking about my pussy or Cape Cod.
The dominatrix coworker is currently listening to pop music that has been translated into an Irish dialect and sung by high school kids. Every day gets weirder here.
we didn't have sex though. because i have the will power of an ox.
how did i manage to wake up with my bra on backwards?
How are you and the lady friend?
Well, she's a lunatic, and I love sex, so we're good.
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