i just heard someone have an orgasm and then throw up through the vent in my room.
he asked me if i "normally slept like that" because i was curled up in a ball facing the wall. then he told me that i woke up in the middle of the night and said "oh my god. i forgot you were here." how did he not understand that i didn't want him in my bed.
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
Well we didn't hook up. Maybe from his girlfriend's point of view, but not mine.
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
shes still here... layin in my bed watching a beyonce concert on tv drinking leftover franzia straight outta the bag and crying
This has been the biggest binge-drinking season of the decade.
I apologize for excluding you. On a better note: the stripper that made out with my wife friend requested me on facebook
Sorry I kept grabbing your vagina at the casino. I believed it was my lucky unicorn to win bonuses
after she pushed someone down the stairs to get more vodka we lost her for a while and found her on the pole in the garage pouring water on herself
Should have know they were on something when he started filling a Togo container with fruit
Well the good news is ill probably have my new boobs by the time he sees me naked
No one with a hairstyle like that is allowed to insult anyone for anything
Crying in Target on a display sofa is normal, right? Asking for a friend.
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