I just told my doc I would like to talk about my drinking problem, but that it would probably get in the way of my weekend plans.
You were face down, at your computer, surrounded by beer bottles listening a bagpipes version of amazing grace.
if I could go back to kindergarten and not fuck up my life, I so would.
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
last night i found out that my 11 year old cousin used me as an example of what not to do in her D.A.R.E. speech. awesome.
just did awkward shuffle by the bagels in the dining hall at 7:30 AM with a kid i've hooked up with. goodbye freshman year.
My mom said "I don't want to fund your drug problem" so she gave me a gift card to the book store. I now have a 420 page book on growing weed.
the scent of your tears make me crave pizza
And then you told me I had large hands and looked like a girl who would have an illegitimate child that I never talked about
We should drive around in your Jeep on snow days and get stoned while we help random strangers stuck in the snow. So much good karma.
Fuck away man. Like 3% of these new people will be back next week. This is the best week of the year to slam bitches at the gym.
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
Oh and yeah that does count as public urination.
Well, I could just slap my dick to my phone and see what it says
Let me call you later. I’m lining up some office dick now that working at home is ending
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