I sent you an email today but due to work restrictions, I had to misspell choke sex
the cashier wished me a happy fathers day while i bought condoms
You're the host. Of course you wear the diaper. It's like wearing the pants.
You flooded my bathroom while trying to construct a hot tub. All three of you were completely naked.
Dude made his own urinal by punching a hole in the wall and pissing in it rather than waiting in line. That is the stuff of legends.
Dude. The only thing that I use less than my dick is my tennis racket. We need to play.
He literally chugged a bottle of wine in under 2 minutes. Stood up, said "fuck what ya heard" and stabbed the bottle into their drywall.
What part of drinking with my mom makes you think i'd get naked
All of it
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
And then she said "welcome homeeeee!!!" As she got off. Best thing about being back from Afghanistan
You just kept looking down at your tits and screaming "I LOVE YOU TWO!!!"
I'm in love. Her name is Jamie. She's beautiful. She punched me in the face.
I'm gunna wear a purple dress, so if you see someone looking confused and lost wearing purple it's probably me
I was trying to type "I just want you naked" and it put "I just want you baked"
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
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