Im watching he's just not that into you, eating way too much pizza, and feeling very single.
This morning when you woke up you looked like one of the Wii Bowling people. I think it was the eyebrows combined with the sambuca
Just woke up. Need to shower and fuck. Be there when I'm done disappointing. Should be 30.
We woke up, fucked twice, she drank 3 warm heinekins to cure her hangover and said "Im glad you're still hott when im sober"
Second time this week margarita night turned homoerotic
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
It's amazing how hard it it while drunk to not comment "fuck you" on dumb peoples' statuses
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
Opened my notebook to coke all over the pages. So, if that's any indication on how this weekend went.
She didn't get a tit job, she's just wearing the right size bra for once
I AM GETTING LAID TONIGHT YES HAPPY DAY PRAISE JESUS ALMIGHTY IN HEAVEN DEAR GOD CHRIST YES DADDY YAAASSS
im looking at the positives. number one it stopped me from hooking up with vince infront of his girl, number two it gave me something to do instead of throwing up and number three i fuckin rocked his world
I'm bleeding and have questions
Am i obligated to tell my sister her girlfriend was my one night stand three months ago?
I had to ask my mom to look for my kegle ball...
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