Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
She can't keep using her latex allergy as an excuse to go bareback with everyone.
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
Climbing onto the roof in a dress and high heeled boots was probably not the best idea, especially after all that Bacardi.
I just smoked my last bit of kief with a grill lighter. This is what crackheads must feel like.
Being at this bar with grandma is a real cockblocker
I drunk dialed my ex-boyfriend last night. He was sitting next to my new boyfriend. Shoot me in the face.
I will not be a drunk bitch. I will not be a drunk bitch. Chanting this until it's second nature.
Drinking in moderation can be fun. Drinking in moderation can be fun. Chanting this until it becomes true.
Hahaha I don't remember taking it away. But no one should have a sledgehammer at a party. NO ONE.
I actually have to watch Breaking Bad to make me feel better about my choices last night.
Just went to my first strip club and they had Fox News on. Conservative booty time.
You told me you were with a dog dressed as a taco, and it was the only one you trusted
Ok sry I left that ambiguous......did you want contact solution or fellatio?
So I took my bra off and threw it in the bushes before we went to the bars..
well...I was at work...until someone dropped dead during their performance of "I believe I can fly". It was karaoke night.
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