Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
dude skip the party. it is a fucking post office here
what the hell does that mean?
nothing good but a whole lotta male and packages
I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
He got 20 stiches.. Who knew so much damage could come from a single shopping cart.
Some lady old enough to be our mom took us home, made me eggs and he still got some. Where do I claim my best wingman/sister trophy?
Oh Julie took your pants off last night, I put your pajama bottoms on, and Rachel took your bra off. It takes a village.
ALSO I MAYBE ACCIDENTALLY HAND CUFFED MYSELF TO A CHAIR
She shoved her hand down my pants and held my cock for thirty minutes in the bar. It was like she was letting all the other females know I was hers.
I've never had sex that lasts this long though. It's ridiculous. I feel like I need a Gatorade and a sweatband and a sub.
My friends got engaged today and I learned the techniques of going upside down on a stripper pole. I'm not really sure who won...
I was amazing, unlike anything he's ever experienced. I somehow made him feel young and old.and he never felt old before. He feels I will literally kill him. With my magic, lethal vagina.
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
Yo I'm lookin at the cows. They're just fucking docile things
He loves blowjobs.. were meant for each other.
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
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